Beggar : Give me food.............

Beggar : Give me food.
Man : I'll give U Vodka.
Beggar : I don't drink, Give me
food.
Man : I'll give U cigarettes.
Beggar : I don't smoke.
Man : I'll take U to race.
Beggar : I don't gamble.
Man : I'll get U girl friend.
Beggar : I love only my wife.
Man : I'll give U food, but first U
have to come to my house.
Begger : why?
Man : I want my wife to see what
state people get into when they
don't Drink, Smoke, Gamble & Love
only their own WIFE..!! ;) :P :D